found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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