You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
