Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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