guys are not supposed to queef...right?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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