have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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