fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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