remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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