I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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