can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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