One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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