Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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