Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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