let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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