he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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