I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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