i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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