what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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