Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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