ugly people sure do ruin things
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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