Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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