She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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