hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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