I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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