just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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