remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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