I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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