His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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