its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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