Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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