have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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