ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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