question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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