Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
