did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Congratulations! We have a period
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