Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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