he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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