Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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