just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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