thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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