her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
God, I missed his penis.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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