Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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