my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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