All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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