i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How's work?
Spinning.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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