whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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