It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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