no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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