So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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