If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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