OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
