I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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