I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I don't think brook has ever known best
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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